Private Breger by Sgt. Dave Breger
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#301  "I'm always glad when we get fish. Then I'm sure it's not horsemeat!" |
#302  "They ought to see me now, those guys who call me 'Butterfingers'!" |
#303  "Dorothy, let me take you away from all this!" |
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| #304  "Sir, he claims we're making him work like a mule!" |
#305  "And my mother never even allowed me to have a cap-pistol." |
#306  "That soldier's here, Sir, about a new paratrooper uniform to deceive the enemy." |
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| #307  "I had my mother knit this sweater for you, Sarge!" |
#308  "Gee, Dorothy! Now we're sweeties." |
#309  "I WOULD hafta deliver a message to the Colonel when his orderly is sick." |
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| #310  "Silly to waste TEN tires on one truck, so I turned six of them back to the government." | #311  "He doesn't like water dripping off his helmet down his neck." |
#312  "Military haircut! " |
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#313  "He says he just CAN'T work up hate against a stuffed bag." | #314  "Shoulder bars! Get your lieutenant's shoulder bars here!" | #315  Sorry, Sir, but he insisted on bringing his .22 air rifle for rabbits. |
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#316  "Sorry, Sir, he didn't have time to shave for this inspection!" |
#317  "That little squirt - always wearing it off duty to avoid saluting." |
#318  "He wants to ride in front. He's getting carsick back here!" |
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#319  "It's too quiet for him around here, so he's trying to stir up action!" . | #320  "Miss Jones, will you kindly leave for a few minutes? You're raising his temperature several degrees!" |
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| #322
 "He says you can deduct these five minutes from the next ten-minute rest!" |
#323  "We'll have to back up. We weren't supposed to cross the bridge!" |
#324  "We haven't the heart to tell him, after all these hours!" |
